We all know'em, we all hate'em, please get your daggers ready for Chris and Sally Acorn!

This is an attempt to recreate the Kill-Sally-Club, and so far, we have two members!

List of members: ~RaintheCat; ~Psycho333

The purpose of this club? To post kill art and fan fics of Chris from Sonic X and Sally Acorn from SatAM.

Now, we're going to get flamers. Don't give up, though. Just ignore them and keep in mind that we;re better than them, because WE don't flame others. We all have different opinions, but if you ever find a picture that obviously idolizes Sally or Chris, ignore it and continue to kill both of them!

Now, we need some reasons to hate Sally and Chris, no? Well, we'll start with Sally first.

Sally is a bitch. She goes out with Sonic, then breaks up with him. If he ever shows feelings to another girl, she's like, "You're not allowed to go out with other people!" Then she goes out with someone herself! Then, she's with him again, only to break up with Sonic by slapping him IN FRONT OF the ENTIRE village of Knothole. And yet she still shows feelings for him, and Sonic puts up with all this crap.

Now that that's over, why are we killing Chris? Because he's a baby. A whining, sissy, assholey (not even a word) baby. Sure, he has fears, but why does SONIC need to help him get over his fears? Get one of your friends! Sonic does NOT need to get involved with your babyish-ness. In the commercial, it says, "Sonic (blahblahblah) helps Chris overcome his boyhood fears using his speed and (blahblahblah)" Wait a minute, I see no reason why Sonic's speed (not the drug, people) is going to help Chris. So why bother making a show about that? Because Sega was kidnapped by terrorists who hate Sonic, a.k.a. most of the Mario fans. (Strictly my own opinion!)


Any other suggestions? Just send me a note and I'll add it!